This village is really shite, but I did manage to find one, and only one, pissy little site with it on: this one. Well, it is a dainty (crap) little village on the main road between Truro (best place) and St. Austell (poorest place). Before you all ask, no it is not near Newquay ('cause that's all anyone knows Cornwall for), it is about 15-20 miles or so away. But it is fucking brilliant at night there, and it's hella sunny.
Our neighbouring village is shitter, though.