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There are many famous phrases in circulation around Grampound, all made up by George Dyson.
These include:
Well, the word ogue refers to something/someone being ugly; an oger. If one is named as v-ogue, then one must assume ones-self is thought of as appearing to others as very ugly or even grotesque. The word can also be used for showing disgust; at an action or physical being (relates back to being 'an oger'). For example, if I am skinning up a phat bifta and the blimbs fall on the floor 'coz my mate was jumpin' around nearby, he would be v-ogue for pissing around, and it would be v-ogue because the blimbs were spilt everywhere.
The phrase v-ogue was thought up by some good friends of just about everyone in our shitty little village, George Dyson and Nick & Si Fisher (I'm not quite sure of who exactly created this one though, as all of them came out with the phrase at the same time - probably a joint effort)
Pronounced the same as mag-azine. It means to lie or chat shit. Other words: "Bolla-magrue" & "Grigg".
If someone is called a magger, a person is implying that the someone is blatently lying, to either impress (to try to climb up the social ladder) or to try to save themselves from an accusation. However, everyone knows this person is magging, so he/she just looks like a twat.
For example: "I did 20 Mitsubishi Turbo pills last night; picked 3000 mushrooms (but sold them all instantly); drank 25 pints but wasn't pissed; my mate got 'Stanleyed'** in Truro; the L98 rifle has a 5-shot clip infront of the trigger, like an Enfield .303 and the bore (calibre) is 7.89mm (apparantly), and it has a floating barrel so the bullet wobbles (?) to make it more accurate (!?)."*
*All true maggings (ie. someone has used these exact stories to try and sound cool. What do you think?)
**some lame 'lingo' a famous magger once used, which means his mate was knifed. And that wouldn't get on the local news, would it?
The true meaning of this word is used to describe someone who is white trying to act black (eg. Ali G). Some Cockney twats I know (Carl Web* is the best example) are like this: "Ah, yeah man. I like, MC'd with Carl Cox, man. In some, like, underground club, an' it was fully rockin', man, an' me an' my home-boys were gunna like, shoot the place up, man." Tosser.
Other definitions: Wanker, twat, fool. Someone who has messed something up. (ie if I may have caused Georges crappy Playstation to crash, he would have every right to call me a wigga.)
*from Grampound Road - a neighbouring village
Poof, queer, fudge packer. Not quite as insulting as queen or gaybo, but insinuates one would garden uphill. Also used as vudge of fudge, to show a mistake in doing something (ie: "Oh vudge-it! This vudging joint is side-burning")